OK, I’m honestly starting to scare myself! I, single handedly figured out how to add the “Pin it” button to my images on my website. I do not know where or how I figured it out without crashing my whole site. . . but I did it! I feel like a kid who just learned to tie her shoes! This part of my newly found brain is fabulously smart and I wonder where it has been my whole life. . .I seriously could have used it about a dozen times. . . just in the past hour!
I wasn’t always like this. In my day, about 100 years ago when we walked to school uphill and barefoot, I was what one would call a “smart girl”. So when did the brain cells decide to jump ship? And how did I get them back at the age of 50? Here is my theory. .
When my daughter Zoe was born 20 years ago, I breast-feed her for 8 months until she weaned me. About that time I noticed I became a raving idiot . . .and you know why? My daughter had sucked my brains out through my nipples. You can’t make this stuff up! So why now, after 20 years, have I acquired a brain Einstein would be proud of? Maybe aliens came down and are using me as a test dummy. Seems appropriate. . . maybe I had a secret filing cabinet in the back of my head that was miss filed all these years and when I clocked myself on the head with a shoe (don’t ask) I jarred the filing cabinet open. I don’t know; but I guess I shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. I should go share my brilliance with the world . . .or. . . I could go shopping. . .being fabulously smart is exhausting!